May 12, 2012

Ira won’t stop pukin’! You can’t make him, Johnny Law!

April 30, 2012 • 2 notes • usrt

new Big Digits video featuring the proprietor of this dead tumblr 

April 20, 2012 • 3 notes • usrt

usrt:

Ira Glass pukes. Just for you.

July 9, 2011

A new episode of the podcast I’m part of is out.

Perhaps you’re interested in jokes about Diane Rehm, exotic spices, and civil wars?

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With Station IDs by Cotton Candy (Teenbeat Records // ex-Unrest, ex-Air Miami, ex-Flin Flon, ex-Blast Off Country Style!)

July 4, 2011 • 18 notes
You cannot stare into the abyss without the abyss macking on your sweet blogjugs*. *: “bluggs”

You cannot stare into the abyss without the abyss macking on your sweet blogjugs*.

*: “bluggs”

June 21, 2011 • 1 note
Obvious door trauma gives the book that “I’ve been read” look. thanks to reader ben for the photo

Obvious door trauma gives the book that “I’ve been read” look.

thanks to reader ben for the photo

June 18, 2011 • 3 notes
Don’t be ashamed, Grimace. If I had a hand emerging from my downthere holding a 10 pound book I’d look that way too.

Don’t be ashamed, Grimace. If I had a hand emerging from my downthere holding a 10 pound book I’d look that way too.

May 21, 2011 • 2 notes
The lady’s wrist is trying to escape from the tshirt. The wrist hates earnest irony.

The lady’s wrist is trying to escape from the tshirt. The wrist hates earnest irony.

May 9, 2011 • 1 note
At the picnic, they served potato chips, hot dogs, bandanas, 3 bean salad, and curried footnotes with Pomona sauce.

At the picnic, they served potato chips, hot dogs, bandanas, 3 bean salad, and curried footnotes with Pomona sauce.

May 5, 2011 • 2 notes
Hon? Why does my Nook suddenly weigh 7 pounds?

Hon? Why does my Nook suddenly weigh 7 pounds?